All we want to do is be comfortable.

Or do we?

Still waiting.

Pants.

Why not?

Theres been push for more fountains.

Protrusions.

I spend a lot of time at the pumps

because I put in small amounts,

so I have to go back often.

I watch the pump people,

and their poses.

They don't know someone is notating this act.

For good reason.

Its not exactly Dancing with the Stars.

Is it?

How do you blame a cow for anything?

I can't do it.